Today Matt, our college pastor, who is helping out with Vacation Bible School, told me the quotes of the day that kids told him.
1. He was teaching about the resurrection of Jesus. One child asked, “Oh! Does that mean Jesus was a zombie?”
2. Another kid told him, “Please don’t talk about when Jesus gets crucified. That makes me nervous.”
3. A child came up to him and saw all the stickers on his nametag (we leaders wear nametags with stickers we put on there.) He said, “You have a lot of stickers on your nametag.” Matt said, “Yes, I guess I do.” He said, “That means that you have a lot of issues to work through.”
Children can be so amusing!