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Tonight at dinner:

After people talked about what they would like to do:

Albert: I would like to have  a prosthetic abdomen. That way I could just strap on a six-pack.

Daniel: Just use some sausages instead. Duct tape them to your stomach. (Pause) I guess that’s not a good idea if there are dogs around.

Albert: Well, it could come out handy if I’m hungry. (Pretends to rip off a sausage and chomp on it.)

The men in our family definitely have interesting conversations.