I have been to Starbucks 3 times this week.
- Day 1: Sermon prep. A barista named Steve took my order. He remembered my name even though I didn’t tell him what it was! I was very impressed.
- Day 2: Date with Albert. Steve was there again! He learned Albert’s name.
- Day 3 (Tonight): Date with Daniel.
Tonight, Daniel and I walked up to the counter. Steve was there again.
Steve: Where’s Albert?
Me: Oh, tonight is mother-son date night. So I am here with my son.
I went home and told Albert.
Albert: You should have told him, “I ditched Albert for a younger man.”
Me: I would never say that!
Albert: (to Daniel) Next time that happens, just tell him, “I like older women.”
Daniel: I am mentally disturbed. Why do I know so many mentally disturbing people?
The men in our family are always making me laugh!