Last week our family went to Costco. Albert had an idea for us to buy pizzas. I said okay, and here is what happened.
Albert: Look, here are the pizzas!
Daniel and Megan: Pizza! Yum!
Albert: What kind should we get?
Angela: What kind do they have?
Albert: All meat and all veggie.
Angela: Well, the all meat is too salty and high in fat.
Albert: The kids won’t like veggie.
Daniel and Megan: Meat! Meat!
Albert: Let’s get the meat pizza.
Angela: It’s too salty and high in fat.
Albert: Yeah, that’s true…
(Albert and Angela walk away. Daniel and Megan slump after them.)
Daniel: What?! No pizza?
Megan: I think I like it better when we go shopping with only Daddy.
Megan: Isn’t there a study somewhere that says that men who get married live longer?
Megan: I can see why.