Heard at our house a few minutes ago:
Albert: I’m going to bike to Ace.
Angela: Don’t forget to put on sunscreen!
Albert: Really?? But it’s so nice out!
Angela: It has nothing to do with being nice out. It’s the sun’s shining on you!
Albert: (Grumble grumble grumble)
Angela: I want you to live a long time!
Albert: Oh, all right.
Angela: This is why married men live longer.
Albert: (monotone voice) Yes, dear.