Chip off the old block:
Angela: I heard today was the last day to turn in the form at the school if Daniel wants to graduate!
Daniel: How do they expect us to hear any announcements when everyone is always talking? I didn’t know about it!
Angela: I can’t believe the school doesn’t send any emails to the parents letting them know about these things!!!!
Albert: (sheepish grin) Uh… it probably was in the PTA email I got that I deleted without reading.
Angela: Here today I was wondering how in the world I birthed the most big-picture, non-detail-oriented son in the entire Yee/Lin lineage! And it was because of his father!
Albert: Hee hee.
Albert: (picking up an envelope Angela left on his desk to mail) Why is this envelope unsealed?
Angela: What?! I licked it!
Albert: It’s a self-adhesive envelope. (Peels off paper and sticks the flap closed.)
Angela: Hee hee.
Life lesson for looking at the splinter in someone else’s eye while ignoring the log in your own eye…