Conversation between Albert and me tonight:
Angela: My eyes are changing. I have a splinter in my foot and I can’t see it.
Albert: Hmm… I can’t see anything either.
Angela: It’s so weird because when I push the area with my hand, my foot doesn’t hurt at all, but when I wear my shoes it hurts. So I am randomly using these tweezers here on my foot in hope that I happen to find a splinter in my foot.
Albert: Maybe you don’t have a splinter in your foot. Maybe it’s in your shoe.
Angela: How come I always feel like a dumb Asian blonde when I’m with you?